A reporter is at the airport, writing a piece on the womanising reputation of airline pilots.
She approaches a handsome, uniformed captain and asks, "for my article, can you please tell me the last time you made love?“
“It was 1959“, says the pilot.
"Oh wow, that long ago?" she responds, "I thought you airline pilots held a reputation as real ladies men"
Pilot looks at h...
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Two Polish airline pilots attempt to land a plane.
They bring the bird down, but after a short ride the plane crashes into an empty hangar. One pilot goes: "Damn was that a short runway." The other one: "Yeah, but it was wide though."
My Sister recently started dating a depressed German airline pilot
She says his personality is really down to earth.
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Have you heard the old one about a woman doing a survey on sexual attitudes?
She stops an airline pilot and asks him, amongst other things, when he last had sexual intercourse. He replies 1958. Now, knowing airline pilots, the researcher is surprised and queries this. Well, says the pilot, it's only 2110 now.
(Credit, John Cleese c. 1991)
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