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200 Mph Jokes

What is green and races out of your nose at 200 MPH?

A Lambooghini!

A teacher gives his pre-K students a riddle.

Teacher: A train was moving in the East direction at a speed of 100 mph. Another train was moving in the opposite direction at 200 mph.
What is my age?

Student: 70

Teacher- Right Answer! How’d you figure out?

Student: I have an uncle named Larry. He is 35 years old and only ...

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A couple of old guys were golfing

when one mentioned he was going to go to Dr.John R. Smith for a new set of dentures in the morning. His elderly buddy remarked that he, too, had gone to the very same dentist two years before."Is that so?" asked the first old guy. "Did he do a good job?"

The second oldster replied, "Well,...
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