100 000 Jokes - 6 Hilarious 100 000 Jokes

A man wins $100 000 at Las Vegas.

When he returns home he hides it in his backyard, only to wake up the next morning and find it stolen, with a trail of muddy footprints leading to the mute-deaf a few blocks away. Enraged, he enlists the help of the sign language professor next door, and together, the man armed, they confront the mu...

“How to make 100 000 in a minute.”

How many of you attended this meeting?
“A thousand of us sit here, sir.”

How much was the entry fee?
“100$, wh—“

Thank you for your attention.

How do you turn $0.35 into $100 000?

Throw it into a jet engine.

Girlfriends are a lot like $100 000

I've never had $100 000

Pascal walks into a bar

"Whoa, there is 100 000 of us!"

The bartender sighs:

"Yeah, but back in the day, there used to be a different standard. This place used to have atmosphere..."

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So a man walks into a bar..

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?"

The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches,...

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