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Wood Chipper Jokes

A man fell into a wood chipper and died

May he rest in pieces

Did you hear about the guy sentenced to death by wood chipper?

He shall be mist.

What do you get when you put cabbage in a wood chipper?

Slaw dust!

Hey baby, are you a wood chipper?

Cuz I wanna put a baby in you.

So I heard a tree service worker tried to stuff one of his coworkers into a wood chipper....

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he doesn't have a shred of decency .

Many hands make light work...

But as my friend says, "to many corpses clog the wood chipper."

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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