UPJOKE
elfsmileyteletubbiesdobby

Winky Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Winky

A man with a winking problem applies for a position as a traveling salesman and goes in for an interview.

“Looking at your résumé, I can see that you’re more than qualified,” says the interviewer. “Unfortunately, we can’t have our sales reps constantly winking at customers, so we can’t hire y...

What do you call a donkey with one leg?

A wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
A winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love?
A bonky winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye, making love while breaking wind? <...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What do you call a donkey who is always getting up to mischief, is tall and thin, forgot his morning coffee, is handsome and strong, smells really bad, loves country music, has one eye, and three legs?

A hanky-panky, lanky, cranky, spunky, hunky, stinky dinky, honky tonky, winky, wonky donkey!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What does a Teletubby have after performing anal?

A stinky winky

Why did the tellytubbies all use the bathroom at the same time?

They only have one Tinky Winky!

Why do the teletubbies go to the toilet at the same time?

They only have 1 Tinky-Winky

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.