What Is It Jokes - 81 Hilarious What Is It Jokes

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn’t have one. The Pope has one but never uses. Donald Trump has one and uses it. What is it?

A surname/last name

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What is it called when you buy prostitutes in bulk?

Holesale

What is it called when you die and come back as a hillbilly?

Reintarnation

I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?

He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"

My friend once asked, “if killing your father is patricide and killing your mother is matricide what is it called when you kill your spouse?”

I responded, “pesticide”

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What is it called when you kick a girl in the crotch

A clitical hit

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What is it called when a chameleon can no longer change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.

Forward, it’s heavy. Backwards, it’s not. What is it?

A ton

What is it called when a store runs out of seafood?

A deficiency.

What is it called when thugz cry?

Str8 bawlin'

An 18 y/o boy getting a BJ from and 80 y/o woman and a tightrope walker have the same thought...What is it?

Don't look down!

My Dad broke this one out this morning thought I would share.

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What is it called when you're only attracted to Canadians?

Eh?sexual

What is it called when you murder a friend?

Homiecide

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I once stole a jar of orca semen from my friend, the scientist. After a few years, I felt bad, and eventually returned it. My friend was obviously confused by this and said "Thanks, but what is it?" I replied...

"Your whale cum."

what is it called when you load a baby into a gun?

infantry

What is it called when a wrestler’s wife lets him screw anything his heart desires?

No holes barred

My dad got randomly fussed at by the doctor when he went to the urologist After talking with the doctor for a bit, the doctor seemed distant and my dad asked "What is it?"

That doctor said "urine trouble"

What is it called when a large group of footstools overtakes a country?

Expansion of the Ottoman Empire.

What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too

Imagination

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What is it called when two chess grandmasters have sex in Prague?

Czechmate.

What is it called when two flowers have an unplanned pregnancy?

An Oopsie-daisy!

What is it Called when the Doctor have to tickle you to see if you're concious?

Test Tickle.

What is it called when You read something that you don't quite understand but you know for sure that it's very touching?

Braille.

What is it called when an Orphan takes a selfie ?

Family Photo.

What is it called when someone can’t smell?

Snyphilis

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What is it called when you poop a thin wooden rod?

A dowel movement.

What is it called when you run over a worm?

Vermicular homicide

What is it called when you touch a couch inappropriately?

Sectional assault.

It is yours, but others use it more than you. What is it?

Yo mama

What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?

A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

What is it called when being in Top One Percent doesn't feel special?

Reddit Recap 2022.

What is it called when Batman gets an erection?

The Dark Knight Rises

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What is it called when a disabled person is having sex?

Getting handiclapped.

What is it called when a girl in the military squirts?

an honorable discharge.

(made this one up at work)

What is it called when you buy stocks for a company that makes vests?

In-vest-iture

A. Schwarzenegger has it long, Brad Pitt short, Madonna does not have it and the Pope does not use it. What is it?

A surname.

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what is it called when weed makes you see some scary shit

Blunt force trauma

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What is it called when you lift a port-a-potty on the roof of a 2 story building with a crane?

Taking that shit to the next level.

it's orange and you can't see it, what is it?

an orange behind a corner

What is it called when baristas try to unionize?

Grounds for termination

Ghosts, what is it with them these days?

They go round going ‘whooooo whooooo’, what is that all about. They need to get a life.

What is it called when a alligator has brain damage?

A reptile disfunction

What is it called when a space ranger dies?

Unfortunaut

What is it called when a square is treated respectfully?

Equal rights.

What is it called when a short person waves at you?

A microwave

What is it called when you restore a ruined old ship?

Deckromancy.

Also from my 7 year old nephew: What is it called when Olaf is crying?

A meltdown.

What is it called when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale

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What is it called, when a prostitute finds out she is not getting paid, but still finishes the job?

Sunk cost fallatio

What is it called when you kill your best friends?

Homie-cide

What kind of tree is it?

There are two trees in the forest, a beech and a birch and one day, they notice a small tree has sprouted up in between them. The birch says, "Man, that really looks like a son of a beech!" The beech retorts, "No way! That's gotta be a son of a birch!"
So, they start arguing back and forth. "Son ...

What is it called when you pretend to be Rick Astley?

Rickroll-play

What is it called when a group of drug addicts overthrow the government?

A high coup

What is it called when someone steals a large frying pan from a smaller classmate?

Taking a long wok off a short peer.

What is it called when you get weed for Christmas?

Mary Christmas

What is it called when the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air tells a lie?

Will's myth.

From my 9 year old niece...”What is it called when a chicken is staring at a salad?”

Chicken sees a salad.

What is it called when you grow a tree?

A-grow-culture

What is it called when a statistician can't get an erection?

Percentile disfunction

What is it called when the pieces in the corner of a chessboard move diagonally

A rookie mistake

What is it called when a dog has one ear that stands up and one that flops down?

Earectile dysfunction

What is it called when the plate stole the cups date right in front of them?

A BOWLD MOVE!

it’s 6AM here and I rushed on here to type it before I forgot...so enjoy

What is it called when a person pretends to use the toilet.

A sham poo.

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What is it when u cum in the mouth of a chick that has braces?

The 1st time u see ur kid behind bars!

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What is it called when someone cums in space?

Astronut.

What is it called when your professor teaches you about the mind?

A mental breakdown

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What is it called when Kylo Ren masturbates?

A Ben Solo.

What is it called when a one armed person waves at you?

Jazz hand

What is it called when a dentist makes a mistake?

Accidental

What is it called when you need to get a hold of someone's private messages for incriminating evidence?

Carpe DM

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What is it called when two female members of a royal family have sex?

Princest.

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What is it called when the Starbucks barista cums in your coffee?

>!A Fappucino!<

What is it called when Santa runs down someone with his sleigh?

A Ho-Ho-Homicide.

What is it called to be stuck in a card game

Solitairey confinement

“Have you heard of Murphy’s law?” “No, what is it?” “If something can go wrong, it will go wrong.” “Right, have you heard of Cole’s law?” “No, what is it?”

“Thinly sliced cabbage.”

What is it called when two redheads have a kid?

Ginger bred

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What is it called when someone prefers boobs over Butts?

Priorititties

What is it called when you screw a girl that's had 10 abortions.

A graveyard smash.

What is it called when you do arithmetic for your own pleasure?

Mathturbation

What is it called when you run over three disabled kids with your car?

Cripple kill.

What is it called when a kid refuses to sleep during nap time?

Resisting a rest.

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