So after landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.
About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids. She was yelling obscenities at them all the way throu...
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A woman walks into Walmart
She's dragging her two children behind her and turns to yell at them, "hurry up! Get your ass moving". The Walmart greeter can tell she's not having s good day, so he politely says "Good morning, what a lovely day!" She rudely responds by telling the greeter to fuck off. The greeter is surprised,...
A guy decides to try horseback riding...
... even though he has had no lessons nor prior experience.
He mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace but the guy begins to slide from the saddle.
In terror, he grabs for the horse's mane but can...
A blind man walks into a Walmart.
He grabs his dog and starts swinging him in a circle over his head. One of the Walmart greeters yells at him, What the hell are you doing, can I help you with something? No thanks He say's, I'm just having a look around.
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