Nurse talking to an old lady in hospital.

Nurse: Have you ever been bed ridden before.?


Old Lady: Yes, quite a few times, but I prefer it

bent over my walking frame.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

So, a teenage boy was visiting his girlfriend’s house for the first time since their relationship started a few months back

The dad: ”What is your name and what are your intentions with my daugther?”

Him: ”I’m Mahput McCockinner, and I will love her until she can’t even stand up without a walking frame”

Note: Originally posted as a comment, then as a joke here but changed cuz of unneccessary specifics. (OC ...

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