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Uh Uh Jokes

Two lines at the hospital

There were two lines at the hospital, one for the blood bank, one for the sperm bank. At the end of the sperm bank line, there was woman.
\- Aren't you in the wrong line? they asked her.
\- Uh uh, she said shaking her head, with her mouth closed.

Two monkeys are in a bath

One monkey shouts "uh uh uh uh AH AH AH AH AHHHHHH!!!"

then the other one says "well put some cold water in if it's too hot"

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