Did you hear about the train engineer from Mexico that was arrested for terrorism?
Authorities say he had loco motives.
A steam train engineer had a new apprentice... [long]
The older man showed the young lad the coal car, the boiler, and so on.
"What should I call you, lad?" the engineer barked.
"Charles, sir," replied the apprentice timidly.
"I have been working steam trains for thirty years," the older man roared, "and I have \_never\_ addressed ...
I asked a train engineer how many times he had derailed.
He said
"I don't know it's hard to keep track."
I've always wanted to be a train engineer. I spent 15 years in engineering school, 10 years learning about train history, and 5 years learning how to operate a train.
I really thought I would've been trained by now.
Did you hear about the Mexican train engineer that killed a bunch of people?
They said he had a loco motive.
Why was the train engineer always complimenting his train?
It was esteem powered.
The pessimist sees a tunnel. The optimist a light a the end of the tunnel. The realist sees a train...
The train engineer sees three idiots on the railroad tracks.
Russian Conductor
(TL;DR at bottom, it's a long joke)
So a Russian train engineer is barreling down a track, and doesn't slow down for three people crossing, killing them instantly. He gets the electric chair as punishment. For what should be his last meal, he asks for a banana. He gets his request, and is ele...
Heading to work this morning there was a car parked on the train tracks, with a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus!"
That train engineer must have REALLY loved Jesus.
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