Traffic Police stopped the priest due to over speeding
Traffic Police stopped the priest due to over speeding.
Smelling alcohol on the good father's breath and noticing a wine bottle on the passenger's seat, the police asks, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
The priest replies, "Just water."
"Then, why do I smell wine?" the traffic cop...
The traffic police spotted a man staggering towards his car and opening the driver’s door.
They stopped and confronted him. “Excuse me, sir, but I hope you are not intending to drive the car?” “Of course I am, officer,” he slurred. “I’m in no state to walk.”
There are two types of people on Indian roads
Traffic Police and a beggar. One doesn't leave you until you give some money and other is the begger. I told this joke to my friend and he was offended because his father was a traffic police. Then we settled the dispute for 25 dollars
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A high-class London lawyer gets stopped by police...
A high class stuck-up London lawyer gets pulled over by traffic police for failing to stop at a stop sign.
Officer: 'License and registration please'
Lawyer: 'Why?'
Officer: 'Because you failed to stop at the stop sign back there'
Lawyer: 'But I slowed down and could see ...
5 Russian Jokes about Vodka
#1
A Gentleman comes to the shop and asked,
- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.
After Half an hour he comes again and asked again,
- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.
After one hour he comes again and asked to the shopkeeper...
A older man bought himself a convertible sports car
He figured he'd lived past the age of 50 quite responsibly and it was about time he started having some fun.
He was driving down the highway with the roof down far exceeding the speed limit. Suddenly he sees blue lights flashing in his rear view mirror, the traffic police...
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