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Three Man Jokes

Three man dies and goes to heaven..

Three man dies and goes to heaven where it has been decreed that to each will be given a vehicle to use in heaven according to their deeds.

First man arrives and St. Peter asks "How long were you married for?"

"20 years" answered the first man.

"And how many times did you cheat...

Three man sentenced to death

Three man, one French, one Spaniard and one German were sentenced to death by guillotine. The executioner called the first one, the French, and asks him what's was his lest wish before death, he shout out "nothing, I surrender". The executioner drops the blade, but it gets stucked, the executioners ...

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Three man die on Christmas Eve and go to heaven . . .

. . . where they are met by Saint Peter.

''In order to get in,'' He tells them, ''you must each produce something representative of the holidays.''

The first man digs into his pockets and pulls out a match and lights it. '' This represents a candle of hope.'' Impressed, Peter lets him ...

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Three man are stuck on an island...

Soon they are held hostage by the local tribesmen. After being taken to the king they are told that they are to go back in the bushes for a fruit.

The first one comes with a lime. They told him to stick it up his ass, but if he makes any noise at all he will be killed. After sticking the lime...

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