Table Manners Jokes - 4 Hilarious Table Manners Jokes

Johnny’s table manners

During one of her daily classes, a teacher, trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
'Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to ...

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I met a tribe of cannibals with the worst table manners...

No matter how hard they tried, somebody’s elbows were on the table.

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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The Tale of Greenbeard the Pirate

Greenbeard got his name due his poor table manners and lack of proper beard hygiene, but let's not get into that just now - Greenbeard loved chocolate. He loved chocolate more than jewels. He loved chocolate more than diamonds. He even loved chocolate more than gold - and there isn't anything most p...

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