Swear Jar Jokes - 8 Hilarious Swear Jar Jokes

Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have pessimistic thoughts, I put a dollar in...

It’s currently half empty...

I dropped my swear jar on my foot.

Just to see if I'd learnt anything.

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I accidentally dropped my swear jar

About 700 motherfuckers escaped.

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According to West Virginia law, if you swear in public you’re liable to pay $1 to a swear jar...

...fuck.

How did Chef Gordon Ramsay lose 100 pounds in under a month?

He started a swear jar.

Parenting is easy, I swear

Whenever I say a bad word, I have to put a dollar in the swear jar, and at the end of every month, I take all that money and buy myself a nice steak for being such a cool dad

How does Gordan Ramsey save money?

Swear Jar

My friend has Tourettes.

He doesn't have a bank account.
He has a swear jar.

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