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What do you call an NCO in the Space Force?

A stargeant

I can at least tell you how Space Force organizes a party

They planet

Space Force One

On a recent trip to NASA headquarters where President Trump announced his plans for a space force, conversation turned to getting Americans back on the Moon as well as missions to Mars.

Some NASA advisers explained some of the difficulties they were facing with long distance manned space mis...

So I decided to join the space force today...

I immediately got promoted because I have apparently been a space cadet for most of my life.

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Trump Space Force

Did you hear Trump is going build a Space Force?

Uranus is going to pay for it.

Nobody even noticed that Thailand announced they were starting a Space Force too....

Who’s really worried about Thai fighters anyway?

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Why can't the navy participate in the Space Force?

Gamma radiation kills seamen.

Maybe Space Force is part of Trump’s plan to find...

Universal healthcare.

With the new Space Force I heard

America was building their very own Death Star...and the rebels are going to pay for it

With this new Space Force being stood up...

I’ve already been hearing that enlistment bonuses are going to be astronomical.

I'm not sure if the US should build a space force

The costs would skyrocket

When Trump said "We're going to put a man on the face of the moon" last night, he meant he wants his Space Force to laser-etch his face onto the moon

Get ready for Moont Rushmore

A couple of hours after Trump approved "offensive" cyber strikes against Iran's missile systems, he is heard shouting at his generals

Trump : WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ARE NOT SENDING THE TROOPS????

General : But..But… sir, this is an attack via cyber space..

Trump : DO YOU THINK I AM THAT STUPID?? WHAT'S THE SPACE FORCE FOR THEN???

President Trump's greatest accomplishment was making us give the Coast Guard the respect that it deserves as a branch of the Armed Forces.

He accomplished this by creating the Space Force.

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