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Software Company Jokes

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A young man is walking home from his job at a local software company

He worked late that night, and the sun had already fallen below the sky. The man enjoyed the two mile walk to work in the morning, but the cold of the night made the way back numb, rigid, and surreal. The man followed long, curving roads through the dark pine forests, illuminated by cold sunlight re...

Need a software company like my girlfriend..

offers me a job even before applying to the openings.

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What's a treatment for viagra overdose and also a software company?

Ubisoft.

Two men were breaking into a high security software company...

They couldn’t get their code breaker to work for the back door, so, in a last desperate attempt to short circuit the security, one of them peed on the access panel.

It began smoking, a couple sparks flew, and boom, the back door clicked open.

They looked at each other, impressed and r...

If Al Gore had his own drumming software company he should name it...

AlGoreRythyms

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John is starting a small software company but has no capital

He gets a meeting with some important clients but they want to meet him at New York VIP bash that he can't possibly get into. He standing outside trying to think of a way to slip past the security when he sees Bill Gates. He goes over and says "You don't know me Mr Gates but I'm a big fan" He then e...

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