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Paulie and blowjob

Paulie - "I remember every blowjob I ever got . What about you? You remember your first blowjob?

Silvio- "Yeah"

Paulie - "how long did it take for the guy to cum?"

The 80 Year Old Golfer

Silvio, an 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?"

"I'm Italian and I am a golfer..." says Silvio, "and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before dayl...

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