What did the cubic function say to the second order polynomial?

Nice quads

A group of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter a beer...

By the seventh order the bartender asks them "is this some sort of a joke?"

The last mathematician explains "no, we just know our limits".

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar

   The first mathematician orders a beer 

The second orders half a beer 

"I don't serve half-beers" the bartender replies 

"Excuse me?" Asks mathematician #2 

"What kind of bar serves half-beers?" The barten...

Three brothers and the lights

Three brothers are arguing about whom will turn the lights off. The first orders the second, and the second orders the third to turn the lights off. In the end they agreed if someone talks he’d turn the lights off.

Days past and the neighbours are starting to get worried about them so they d...

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An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first one orders a pint.

The second orders a half pint.

The third orders a quarter pint.

The bartender sees where this is going, he pours them all two pints of beer and says, "you guys are dicks".

Two chemists went to a bar.

The first ordered H2O
The second ordered H2O too.

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This is an old joke but my husband told me to never tell it again!

3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?”

The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me”

“Hot water?”

“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea”

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Three vampire vixens are standing at a bar

The first orders a cup of blood

The second orders a cup of blood as well

The third orders a cup of hot water

Out of curiosity the bartender asks the third vampire "why didn't you order blood like your other two friends?"

She pulls out her tampon and says
"I feel like...

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A biologist, a physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer...

Came up with this a while back, and found it today. I cleaned it up a bit:

A biologist, a physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer can't take it anymore and decide to commit suicide.

The biologist reviews some data and determines the impact velocity required to kill a human. He the...

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