A man walks into a butcher shop and says, “hey, I’d like some of that nice looking rib eye you got on that top shelf please”
The butcher replies, “I’m sorry sir, I can’t do that, the steaks are too high”.
NASA had a supply of rib eye on the last flight to the international space station to see how meat cooked in space. They called it their most important mission.
Because the steaks were never higher.
Everyone’s heard of weed brownies.
But of a buddy of mine recently had a fierce competition on injecting hemp oil into rib eyes and who could cook the better piece.
Boy I’ll tell you… the steaks were high.
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