Return Of The King Jokes - 3 Hilarious Return Of The King Jokes

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TIL, in the original draft of Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, JRR Tolkien wrote that Bilbo Baggins died while having sex with a dwarf prostitute…

Apparently old hobbits die hard.

Why didn’t Saddam Hussein watch Return of the King?

He was living under Iraq

What is an accountant’s favourite Lord of the Rings movie?

The Return of the King

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