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Ray Rice Jokes

Ray Rice doesn't believe in giving women rights.

However, he has no problem giving them a couple lefts

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Ray Rice jokes for DAYS!

There's like maybe four or five jokes in this list that were already posted on the internet, but the rest of this list was pretty much made up by me while I was bored. Ray Rice's incident is a gold mine of humor....just not for him. Easily offended need not apply here. Enjoy.

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Happy Birthday Ray Rice!

I offered to bring punch to the party but, his wife said she already had enough.

What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.

Press Release: "Big thank you to Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice"

Sincerely,
Tony Stewart's PR Team

What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

"Dayuum. I'd hit that."

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

I just saw some pictures of Ray Rice's wife for the first time...

she's a real knock out.

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