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Raining Cats And Dogs Jokes

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They say "it's raining cats and dogs"...

but I still can never seem to get myself any pussies or bitches

What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis

Man it was really raining cats and dogs today.

Sure hope I don’t step in a poodle.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxi cabs!

Got this from a joke book my niece got for Christmas. Most of them were groaners but this one actually made me laugh!

The weather is so bad today, it's raining cats and dogs

Maybe a PetSmart blimp wasn't such a good idea after all

A man got home from his walk and his wife said:”Thank god you got home safe it’s raining cats and dogs!!!”

The man:”It’s not raining that bad I didn’t even step in any poodles”

A girl runs under a church awning to escape the rain.

A priest at the door greets her. "Are you all right, my dear?"

"Oh yes, I'm fine!" she exclaims. "It's just absolutely pouring rain!"

Suddenly, the sky opens up, and water begins to cascade down as if pouring from an enormous faucet.

"Oh my!" she exclaims. "It's coming down in ...

I haven't seen my wife in 2 days

I came home from work the other day and said, "It's raining cats and dogs out there!"

My wife asked, "Why do you say that?"

I said, "Because I just stepped into a poodle."



The swelling in my eyes has gone down enough that I think I'll be able to see her tonight.

They created an animal shelter near the mine field...

I never forget the weather of the day they all escaped, it was raining cats and dogs.

I picked a bad time to open a pet store.

It’s been raining cats and dogs all day.

2 blondes in the rain...

2 blondes are leaving a bar when it starts pooring down rain. The first blonde realizes that she left the keys in the car and tries picking the lock. After a couple minutes of trying to open the door, the second blonde freaks out and says, "Hurry up! It's raining cats and dogs and the convertable to...

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