How do you cure someone with a pumpkin spice addiction?
Apply the pumpkin patch.
The girl I'm dating loves pumpkin spice lattes and uggs, but she's honestly pretty odd
She literally can't even
Tried to spike my pumpkin spice latte with LSD and it exploded
That’s what happens when you mix acid and basic
I created a robot that serves me pumpkin spice lattes...
Naturally, I coded in BASIC
What grows when you plant a pumpkin spice latte and water it with vodka?
A sorority.
So I’m dating this girl, called magnesium hydroxide, she likes fairy lights, nickelback and pumpkin spiced lattes...
Yeah she is pretty basic.
I heard someone call pumpkin spice lattes basic...
but they are wrong, lattes have a pH below 7
A guy walks into a bar....
... and orders a pumpkin spice beer. "Have you decided on a Halloween costume yet?" the bartender asks. "Not yet. I was going to go as a bandaid, but I decided against it," the guy replies. "It's really hard to pull off."
Did you know that Starbucks can make your teeth whiter?
Enough pumpkin spiced latte will make anything whiter
Why do zombies love the fall?
Because everyone has pumpkin spice on the brains!
This is getting ridiculous..
Only two days into October and now even COVID is pumpkin spiced.
I think my mirror is broken
I said pumpkin spice latte 3 times in front of it and no white girl in yoga pants appeared.
Did you hear the Spice Girls are putting on a reunion tour? Sporty Spice, Posh Spice, Scary Spice and Baby Spice are all on board, but Ginger Spice turned them down.
Luckily they signed Donald Trump to replace her; he’ll be performing as Pumpkin Spice.
Did you know that most coffee flavorings have a low pH?
Except pumpkin spice because it's so basic
A yoga pants owner, an uggs owner, and an iphone owner walks into a starbucks
She orders a drink - Pumpkin Spice Latte
I just came up with Trump's inauguration drink
I call it, "Make America Smashed Again" It's a White Russian with pumpkin spice.
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So there’s this lady, shopping in a grocery store.
She walks over to the produce section and picks out a nice sized cumber, some large carrots, and a decently sized eggplant. As she continues shopping, she picks up a Barry Manilow cd from the $5 discount bin and a few pumpkin spice scented candles. As she heads to the register she grabs her last ite...
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