Pub Quiz Jokes - 6 Hilarious Pub Quiz Jokes

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I went to a pub quiz in Glasgow once.

The first question was, "What the fuck are *you* lookin' at?"

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I did terribly in the Greek Mythology section of the Pub Quiz last night. You could say it's my Achilles Wrist.

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So my mate and I were doing this pub quiz and he'd had a couple of drinks too many

and he was just at that state where he thought it was funny to buzz in on every question and answer "*My Dick!!*".

The quizmaster asks "What is the largest organ in the human body?"

***BUZZ!***

and we're waiting for it, and my mate calmly answers "The skin".

Which is of c...

There was a pub quiz last week

And there was a round on Literature. The question was "Name the book where the characters all lived behind a wardrobe". Imagine the disgust when I shouted "The diary of Anne Frank"!

I have this habit of disappointing my parents

I have this habit of always disappointing my parents, last week I told them I was doing the bar exam, I was actually doing a pub quiz but it’s the same difference.

Not saying my local pub is rough..

but the first prize at the pub quiz was two weeks alibi.

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