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Pregnant Girlfriend Jokes

Pregnant girlfriend

Guy: Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant, but we always use protection, and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?

Doctor: Let me tell you a story: “There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion s...

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Pregnant Girlfriend

Guy: But doctor that can't be right. We use condoms every time we have sex.

Doctor: Well, the test result would suggest otherwise. Maybe the condom broke?

Guy: No I'm sure it didn't.

Doctor: Alright then. Let me tell you a story. A guy was wandering in the forest where he enco...

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What does a burnt pizza, a frozen beer and a pregnant girlfriend have in common?

One dumbass who never pulls out in time.

I asked my pregnant girlfriend how she likes her eggs

"ovaries-y"

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girlfriend?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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A car abruptly departs from its parking spot in front of a driving man.

The driving man says to his girlfriend, "What the fuck is that crazy asshole doing?"

to which his pregnant girlfriend in the passenger seat replies, "Pulling out. maybe you should try it."

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