What did a burnt pizza, pregnant girl and frozen beer can have in common?

Nobody pulled out in time.

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What does a 14 ear old pregnant girl have in common with her fetus

There’re both gonna say “oh shit, my mom is going to kill me”

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I just had sex with a pregnant girl

and told my buddies I had a threesome

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Why did the pregnant girl struggle so much with grammar?

She had no periods!

Tired of his parent's incessant harangue a very lazy young man went for fishing to add some fishes in their menu.

While sitting for fishing he felt very sleepy and was yawning. An old timer saw his lackadaisical approach and poked him, "Son, why are you working so hard? Just go to home and take a nap. It won't be hard for you I guess." The young man replied, "No. I have to catch some fish. But it seems very har...

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90 year enters the doctor's office on a wheelchair for checkup.

Doctor asks how he feels generally.

Old man: I feel great. In fact I am expecting a baby with my hot 20 year old new girlfriend.

The doctor who is obviously surprised asks: Really? Or you are just kidding me?

The old man pulls up his phone and shows the doctor a picture himself ...

The suavest save

One day, a handsome young fireman was on duty and was called to a burning home. He was told upon arrival that the house was only going to remain standing for another couple of minutes and that a young woman was trapped on the upper floor of the house. Without wasting a moment, he bravely made his wa...

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