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Pregnant Girl Jokes

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When people rub your pregnant girl’s stomach and say congrats

But nobody tickles your balls and say well done

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What do a burnt pie, a frozen beer and a pregnant girl have in common?

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>!An idiot that didn't pull out in time.!<

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I just had sex with a pregnant girl

and told my buddies I had a threesome

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What does a 14 ear old pregnant girl have in common with her fetus

There’re both gonna say “oh shit, my mom is going to kill me”

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Why did the pregnant girl struggle so much with grammar?

She had no periods!

The fireman climbs the ladder to a bedroom of a burning house, and there he finds a curvaceous brunette.

\`Ah,\` he says, \`you’re the second pregnant girl I’ve rescued this year.\`


\`But I’m not pregnant!\`

\`You’re not rescued yet.\`

Tired of his parent's incessant harangue a very lazy young man went for fishing to add some fishes in their menu.

While sitting for fishing he felt very sleepy and was yawning. An old timer saw his lackadaisical approach and poked him, "Son, why are you working so hard? Just go to home and take a nap. It won't be hard for you I guess." The young man replied, "No. I have to catch some fish. But it seems very har...

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