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Pickup Lines Jokes

Depressing pickup lines.

Are you suicide?
Because I think about you every day.

Are you a toaster?
Because I really want to take a bath with you.

Are you a noose?
Because I really want to hang with you.

Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me.

Are you anti-...

Dark pickup lines

Are you suicide?
Because I think about you every day.

Are you the suicide hotline?
Because I need to get your number.

Are you a noose?
Because I’d love to hang with you.

Are you a coffin?
Because I wish I was inside you.

Are you a death certificate?
Bec...

Why is r/Tinder so full of pickup lines?

cuz redditors can't get any further in the conversation

Guys I’ve been meeting have the worst pickup lines.

Like, “Hey, what’s your friend’s name?”

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Pickup lines

Man to a woman: I can tell you a story about my penis, but it’s too long!

Woman replies: I can tell you a story about my pussy, but you won’t get it!

Nerdy cell pickup lines

- These were some of my biology notes from freshman year. I actually remembered the functions from these jokes

Are u a golgi apparatus? Cause I need help processing my feelings for u

Are we proteins in a golgi apparatus? Cause we’re being shipped

I hope you aren’t a controsome c...

One of the best pickup lines ever

Are you trash?
Cause I wanna take you out

Halloween Pickup lines

I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?

Your costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off?

You’re such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.

You're the most boo-tiful ghost I've seen all night!

You look so good, ...

Neanderthal pickup lines...

“Hey baby, I’m fully erect.”

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Pickup lines

An old man drinking at the bar and sees a young man walk up to a girl and say "Tickle your ass with a feather?"

Clearly surprised and upset the woman replies, "What!!?"

The young man "repeats" himself and says "Particularly nice weather?"

Embarrassed by her confusion the girl ...

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Engineering pickup lines

Engineering pickup lines:

Hey babe, what's your factor of safety?

Can I use my sigma to find your tau max?

What frequency does it take to make your O-me-ga

How big does your period need to be to reduce our frequency

How about you and I go have a couple moment
...

Bad Pickup Lines : Are you Bambie..?

Because I'd like to take your mom out

Minecraft PiCkUp LiNeS

Girl, are you a redstone torch, because you really turn me on

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If a man uses pickup lines on a girl...

Would you call it Clitbait?

I've been practicing pickup lines for depressed men...

Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my self-esteem?

(Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies?

I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in

It's a little known fact that bears believe in astrology...

It's called The Kodiak.

One of their pickup lines is "Hey honey... what's ursine?"

Since COVID, dating has been difficult

and the pickup lines have only gotten longer

Yo mama so fat....

pickup lines don't work on her.

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