UPJOKE
datingwitflatteryhumour

Pick Up Lines Jokes

Christmas pick up lines

Christmas PickUp Lines: Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.



Is your name Jingle Bells, 'cause you look like you'd go all the way.

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?  Shouldn't you be on the top of the tree, Angel? H...

The women I meet in bars always have the worst pick up lines...

They’re like, “Hey, what’s your friend’s name?”

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Some funny pick up lines

Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes.

If your left leg is Halloween, and your right leg is Christmas, CAN I COME IN BETWEEN HOLIDAYS?

My love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't hold it in.

If i said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?

Ni...

NSA's pick up lines:

"Did you fall from heaven? Because there's no tracking data on how you arrived at this location" "I'd tap that" "I know exactly where you have been all my life"

Best pick up lines- I’ll start

If I tell you how much I like your body, will you hold it against me?

Pick up lines: Girl are you a microwave

Because mmmmmmmmmmm

Pick up lines change as you get older.

In your 20's - I have an original 1965 Ford Mustang.

In your 40's - I have an original Picasso.

In your 60's - I have my original hips

My favourite pick up lines

Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!


Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams

I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.

Pick up lines for cross-eyed people

When you’re in the room both my eyes are on you

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Racist/Nationally prejudiced pick up lines.

I'm not black, but I'll steal your heart.

Hey girl, I'm not Asian, but I'll eat that pussy.

I'm not from Russia, but you make me blush-a.

If you were a Jihadist, would you blow me first?

Did you just have curry? Because that ass is getting blasted tonight.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.