I tried to do a photo shoot in the rain yesterday.
Turned out to be a mist take.
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What do you call it when Iron Man poses at a nude photo shoot?
Stark naked.
Today at work I shot some people and after I cut their heads off accidentally
Wasn’t my best photo shoot / edit.
An ad campaign for pitted peaches (long)
So there’s a farmer and he wants to market his peaches. They are canned peaches and part of the appeal is you don’t have to pit them. They are pitted by other people before they get out in the cans! Easy! So he has this idea to hire a model to photograph in the process of pitting to communicate this...
Two blondes on an ariplane...
Two blondes are on a flight from New York to Los Angeles to get to a modeling job. About 30 minutes into the flight, the captain makes an announcement.
"We seemed to have had an engine failure so were are flying on only three out of our four engines. We will be about 1 hour late for arriva...
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