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Pedic Jokes

The Tempur-pedic Mattress company has come out with a line of breast implants...

...They're mammary foam.

My mattress has a real attitude problem

I have a temper-pedic

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What do you call a Japanese deep fried mattress?

A Tempura-Pedic

What kind of bed does a shepard sleep on?

A Pasture-pedic Sheep-number.

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