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Pay Day Jokes

Pay day

I got my paycheck & the envelope was filled with parsley...



Someone garnished my wages!

A loan til next pay day.

A guy walks into his usual bar and orders a beer. "Man, the holidays were rough. Is there any chance you can loan me $10 until next pay day?" he asks the bartender. "Sure, Bob," the bartender replies and hands him a 10 spot. "When's next payday?" "I don't know," the guy replies. "You're the one with...

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I was so horny the other day that I almost signed up for a "pay day" loan.

I was desperate to get fucked.

Friends: Why are you always sick after pay day?

Me: I'm allergic to peanuts

General Frederick D. Grant said to his servant one morning

"James, I have left my mess boots out. I want them soled."

"Yes, sir, the servant answered."

The general dressed for dinner that night, said again: "I suppose, James, that you did as I told you about those boots."

"Yes, sir, said he, and this is all I could get for them, though...

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