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Robert Pattinson is an awful vampire

It took him 11 years to figure out how to turn into a bat

I’m not surprised Robert Pattinson got Covid

He’s wearing his mask wrong.

Robert Pattinson is playing the next batman.

I guess he's a vampire bat now.

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