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What did the incel say when he wanted to order pasta?

Send noods.

(I'm sorry)

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How does ramen flirt?

They send noods.

Seen at a local restaurant.

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What do women & noodles have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them.

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Opening a new restaurant, focusing on gourmet noodles and spaghetti. We're also going to offer free delivery.

We're calling it Send Noods

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