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Niels Bohr: "So Let me get this straight. If I was having sex with my girlfriend and I thrust at the speed of light, would my penis gain infinite mass?"

Albert Einstein: "I suppose it would. One thing is for sure, you'd certainly create a black hole..."

Niels Bohr (NB) made a bet with Albert Einstein (AE).

It doesn’t matter what it was about; NB lost the bet. So he pulled out his wallet and said: AE, I owe you.

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What's the difference between Niel Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Niel Armstrong walked on the moon, but Michael Jackson fucked children.

I have a now famous relative

I have a now famous relative named Neil Coal who works in music. Back in 2003 he was under pressure to release his first album.

You might know him as Niel Diamond.

The Dunne Family

Some years ago, in the hills above Killarney, there lived Seamus and Isobel Dunne and their family of 6 boys.


It was a happy but isolated existence, so it came as a bit of a shock when eldest son Niel announced that he was off to seek his fortune amongst the bright lights of London. His...

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