I still believe it's a great way to raise a family
I donโt know why my wife is so freaked out over me practicing necromancy.
I was serious when I said I wanted to raise a family.
A man goes to a job interview
The interviewer asks: "So, do you have any special skills?"
Man, pulling a dead hamster out of his pocket: "Taxidermy!"
Hamster: "And necromancy!"
What do you call a relationship with a dead hooker?
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A Necromance
Back in their experimental college days, Frankenstein and Count Acula had a brief fling
It was a necromance.
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