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Natural Light Jokes

People who like being photographed in natural light..

..should be taken outside and shot.

Doctor said getting some natural light would help with my depression.

Now I'm depressed *and* hung over.

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Why is Natural Light Bear Grylls favorite beer?

Cause it tastes like piss.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

why don't vampires go to frat parties?

they're afraid of natural light

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

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The bum and his amazing taste buds

So this drunk bum walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender tells him "get out of here you don't have any money and you stink". "come on say's the bum, just one and I will leave I swear". The bartender thinks about it and thinks well one won't hurt if it will get him out of here. He then g...

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