The villagers mourned the king and his jester after an unfortunate sewage accident.
The town casts down frowns when their crown and his clown drowned in the brown.
Did you hear about the Asian guy who was so terrible that nobody mourned his death?
He was unbereaveable.
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For ...
My mom had two conjoined sisters and both of their names were Andra. When they were murdered, I gave up joking.
And mourned my double entendres.
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