An experienced mountain guide leads a tourist from the big town trough a narrow cliff.
The tourist annoys the guide with dozends of questions. The guide swallows his pride and paitiently answers all the questions the tourist has. Finally they reach a spot the guide has the tourist on suspense on a long rope.
"Oh it´s deep here" the tourist says.
"Yep, always was" the gui...
A rich lady hires an old mountain guide for a climbing trip in the Alps
One day, as they cross into Switzerland for more climbing, they are stopped at the frontier by a custom agent. He makes them open their bags and, with Swiss serious and thoroughness, inspects the contents of the lady's bag first.
He immediately finds 6 pairs of panties and cries:
"Ha! ...
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