Male Nurse Jokes - 8 Hilarious Male Nurse Jokes

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A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he migh...

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The director of one of America's finest hospitals is showing the President around the hospital.

In one room, the President sees a male patient masturbating furiously. "What's that guy doing?" he asks.

"He has a very rare condition," responds the director. "He produces semen way too quickly. If he doesn't masturbate at least thrice a day, his testicles will explode."

In the next r...

Male nurse

Towards the end of the shift, he is assigned to a ward with a number people with no obvious signs of injury or disease.

He goes to greet the first patient. "Hello, sir, how are you today? Is there anything I can do for you?"

The patient replies, "Aboon them a' ye tak your place, Pain...

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Life in a nursing home

An old man was put into a nursing home by his son. He is unsure if he will adjust to the new living situation.

On his first morning in the home, the old man awoke with an erection. A beautiful blonde nurse had entered his room to check on him and upon seeing it, bent down and blew him without...

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There’s an unusual hospital

Where one of the treatments involves the female nurses taking the male patients home and sleeping with them. For most of the patients, the treatment is very effective. But one day, into the hospital comes an odd patient who has the word Shorty tattooed on his penis. None of the nurses want anything ...

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An old man is spending his first day inside a nursing home.

He wakes up with a rock hard erection and immediately a beautiful busty blonde nurse walks in, gives him a sponge bath and sucks him off. When she leaves he calls his son and tells him he loves it, this is the greatest place ever and that he's going to get some breakfast. As he's walking out the doo...

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A doctor is showing a female benefactor around the hospital.

A doctor is showing a female benefactor around the hospital.

As they look into one of the patient rooms, they both, to the horror of the female benefactor, see this male patient furiously masturbating.

The woman says to the doctor, “Oh my God. What’s going on there?”

The doctor ...

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A man rushes to the hospital as he finds out his wife who is in a coma is pregnant

The man storms in the door to his wife's room at the hospital after getting the call from the doctor. The doctor is there with a police officer. "Well, well, well... just couldn't wait until she woke up could you? You sick fuck" the police officer says as he pulls out the handcuffs. "The hell are yo...

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