I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row…
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts…
Story about Kenny Loggins
Was reading this story today about Top Gun, and found another story about Kenny Loggins. Apparently he was part of a recent program to clone musicians and artists, to isolate and modify the genes responsible for creativity. There was a limit of the number of clones that could be created, and at one ...
What would you call Kenny Loggins if he was severed at the ankle?
Footloose.
If Kenny Loggins forgets his WiFi password...
Ken he log in?
Having touble getting into my computer...
Enter Password: "FootLoose" ...
Wrong, Try again: "DangerZone" ...
Wrong, you are locked out! You are only allowed 2 incorrect Loggins.
i was kicked out of the karaoke bar after trying to sing 'danger zone' 4 times.
They said it was too many Loggins attempts.
I tried to sing “Danger Zone” five times at karaoke night, but kept forgetting the lyrics.
They eventually kicked me off stage. Too many Loggins attempts.
Kenny Rogers has died at the age of 81
In a statement to confused reporters, Kenny Loggins was quoted as saying “I’m alright, Don’t nobody worry bout me”
(It’s a Caddyshack joke)
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