Life Is Short Jokes - 6 Hilarious Life Is Short Jokes

Life is short, get desert.

(then it'll be shorter)

Edit:
Err ... dessert. always gets me!

Life is short, so tell someone that you love them.

But shout it at them in German, because life is also scary and confusing.

Life is short. If you can't laugh at yourself...

... call me - I will

Gary Coleman just died. Life is short.

He died of multiple aneurysms. Different Strokes.

How is life like a cup of espresso?

Life is short, dark, and bitter.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I come off confident and cocky cause i call my dick life.

But really its cause life is short.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.