Life Is Short Jokes - 6 Hilarious Life Is Short Jokes

Life is short, get desert.

(then it'll be shorter)

Edit:
Err ... dessert. always gets me!

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Life is short, so tell someone that you love them.

But shout it at them in German, because life is also scary and confusing.

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Life is short. If you can't laugh at yourself...

... call me - I will

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Gary Coleman just died. Life is short.

He died of multiple aneurysms. Different Strokes.

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How is life like a cup of espresso?

Life is short, dark, and bitter.

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I come off confident and cocky cause i call my dick life.

But really its cause life is short.

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