La Vie Jokes - 4 Hilarious La Vie Jokes

How does a Millennial weight themselves?

In Instagrams

eta: yes, I saw the typo in the subject, about .01 after I hit "post", of course. Oh well! C'est la vie.

Two old men, one French and one Spanish were sitting on a park bench.

When a beautiful young girl in a miniskirt walks by. Just as she passes them a breeze comes along and lifts the girl's skirt up revealing she's not wearing . The French man looks at the Spanish man and says "C'est la vie" and the Spanish man exclaims back "Se la vi, tambien."

What do you say to a lemon that just lost his job and went through a divorce?

Zest la vie.

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Donald Trump gets on a train with 3 well respected leaders of carious countries.

The French President, the Columbian President, the Mexican President, and an American named Donald Trump are riding in a train discussing their country's futures. Trying to out do each other, the Columbian President takes out a kilo of 100% pure Cocaine gets a tiny spoon full, takes a sniff and thro...

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