eta: yes, I saw the typo in the subject, about .01 after I hit "post", of course. Oh well! C'est la vie.
Two old men, one French and one Spanish were sitting on a park bench.
When a beautiful young girl in a miniskirt walks by. Just as she passes them a breeze comes along and lifts the girl's skirt up revealing she's not wearing . The French man looks at the Spanish man and says "C'est la vie" and the Spanish man exclaims back "Se la vi, tambien."
What do you say to a lemon that just lost his job and went through a divorce?
Zest la vie.
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