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Kung Pao Jokes

What's the difference between kung pao and the coronavirus?

One's Chinese take out, the other takes out Chinese.

What do you call it when a guy gets shot delivering Kung pao chicken?

Murder on the orient express

Did you hear about the food fight at the local Chinese Restaurant?

Everybody was Kung Pao Fighting!

A cow and a cat are chatting in a field...

...and ultimately don't quite come to agreement on the topic of discussion.

The cat walks off smarmily and says, "Well, see you later, prime rib."

And the cow replies, "Yep, see you later, Kung Pao Chicken."

What is reddits least favorite dish?

Kung Pao Chicken

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A Chinese couple on their wedding night...

...were getting ready to consummate the marriage. As virgins, the man and the woman start talking about what they want to do.

"Honey, what would you like to try... I'll do anything that you might enjoy", says the husband.

"I'm not really sure", says the wife shyly, "but my friends...

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