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How does Joffrey like his ham?

Inbred.

What do yeast and Joffrey Lannister have in common?

Theyโ€™re both in bread.

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Joffrey was a huge dick in life, so when he died he went to hell.

When he got there he was greeted by Satan himself.

"Welcome to hell." said the Devil. "You were a pretty big dick up there, so you will be spending eternity down here. I will, however, let you choose how you spend that eternity. Follow me."

He led Joffrey to a long corridor with window...

If Joffrey Baratheon was anymore inbred...

he'd be a sandwich.

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