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Irrepressible Jokes

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Me: Doctor, I have this irrepressible urge to have sex with the ocean.

Doctor: And how often do you get this urge?

Me: It comes in waves.

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A prince is riding through the woods on his horse.

Suddenly he hears someone screaming for help near the path. He immediately jumps off his horse and hurries in the direction from which the screams seemed to come. Behind a bush he discovers a dwarf trapped under a small tree.

"Help! Please help me, I'm stuck here," the dwarf screams in pain....

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