I want you to tell me the minute my invisibility cloak starts working again.
Have I made myself clear?.
My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak.
If only they could see me now...
To a disabled person in a wheelchair, who stole my invisibility cloak:
You can hide, but you can't run!
President Obama visits the Pentagon...
President Obama visits the Pentagon to test out the latest in military technology.
A scientist says to him "We have two projects that we are very proud of. One is a powered exoskeleton and the other is an invisibility cloak. Which would you like to try first?"
Obama replies, "Uh, let ...
Have you guys seen my new invisibility cloak?
Oh wait nevermind
I got asked if i'd like to invest in the development of a new invisibility cloak.
I said no.
I just couldn't see it becoming a thing.
I must say that I completely support scientists working on discovering a real invisibility cloak.
I just want to make myself clear.
Harry Potter's invisibility cloak was very effective for spying on the women of Hogwarts
They never saw him coming.
My girlfriend is a huge Harry Potter fan
She always wears an invisibility cloak.
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