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Incept Jokes

I keep trying to watch Inception but I can never finish it...

I keep waking up half way through!

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Inception joke

A taxi driver picks up a girl from a club and has to take her home. As the ride was quite long he asks her if she wants to hear a joke. She says yes and he starts:

" One day God sent Saint Peter down to Earth to perform a statistic of how many girls between 15 and 25 years old are still virgi...

I am starting a new sub reddit for Inception

I think will call it r/ r/ r/ r/ r/ r/ r/

I had a dream that I was watching Inception

And it really is a great idea, I should really watch it

If Christopher Nolan makes a sequel to Inception,

He should start at the top.

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What would Inception: The Porno be called?

Contraception.

I want to be like Leonardo DiCaprio from Inception.

He has a dream job.

tenet: hold my beer

inception: im the hardest movie to understand!

Gatorades competition. [OC]

Upon the inception of Gatorade at the University of Florida, and the strides the teams were making on the field, Florida State University *also* tried to make their own energy drink for student athletes.

Unfortunately no one wanted to drink the "*Seminole Fluid*"...

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Choking on the Phonetic Alphabet

Last week, I was registering for a website when I ran into a little trouble and had to call their customer support. We were going through some basic form information and he was having trouble understanding my spelling so he told me to use the phonetic alphabet.

For those of you that don't kn...

One big happy family.

My wife and I got married last summer, we were together since we were teens, she was the only person that wanted to be with me, and she was the only one I wanted to be with, other than my best friend ofcource , he’s the only other one I’d spend my time with, and it helped that my friend and my then ...

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