Housewarming Party Jokes - 5 Hilarious Housewarming Party Jokes

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I had a housewarming party last night

The next morning, I came downstairs to see someone I wasn't well-acquainted with but a friend of a friend lying on the kitchen on floor.

I told him, "Time to go home mate, up you get."

I helped pick him up but he immediately fell back down again.

"Alright you're obviously still ...

Which ethnic group do you never see holding a housewarming party?

Eskimos.

A man went to a housewarming party for his car-loving new neighbor.

He decided to bring his family along and introduce them.

"This is my beautiful wife Linda," he said. "And together we have three beautiful daughters: Joy, Hope, and Faith. We named them after the things we'd like to possess most in our lives."

"That's funny," said the neighbor. "I've d...

My furnace broke down on me.

So I'm having a housewarming party.

Mother nature decides to buy a condo in Miami Beach.

Mother nature decided she would like to be a snowbird and bought a condo in Miami Beach. All of the mythological creatures were invited to her housewarming party.

Father time gave her a beautiful grandfather clock.
Jack Frost presented her with a state of art air conditioning system.
Th...

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