Hey did you hear about those corduroy pillow cases?
They're making *headlines* everywhere!
Hey did you hear about American healthcare?
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Hey did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color?
It had a reptile dysfunction
Hey did you hear about those dyslexic devil worshippers?
Yeah, they sold their souls to Santa.
Hey did you hear about the gathering of St Patricks Day enthusiasts who all contracted a contagious skin disease?
Yeah they’re calling it Leper-con.
Dad: “hey did you hear that one actress killed herself today?”
Son: “What? Which actress?
Dad: “I think it was Reese...
Son: WITHERSPOON?
Dad: “no, she did it with her knife.”
Hey did you hear the news?
Boomerangs are coming back!
Hey did you hear the punchline about the scary cow?
It was Terror bull.
Hey Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the sperm bank?
He was caught drinking on the job.
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